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Offline NeeNee

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Crack theories
« on: November 08, 2012, 09:04:40 PM »
Do you have any theories on Blue Exorcist that are weird or just plain ridiculous? Things that would be funny, but you don't believe could really happen? (And no, you cannot just describe the anime here.)

I'm actually having a hard time finding any lately, :-\ because nothing seems impossible anymore. Even my old theory about a fanatic split-off group from the Order using robots to try and kill Rin doesn't sound so implausible anymore now that we know secret rebel groups are building advanced artificial gates.

Anyone else has any crazy theories to share?

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 05:21:17 AM »
BonRin is canon

I just want it to be canon in some sense

But otherwise I think you're right. I am having a really hard time thinking of anything.

I guess is seems like there is really any kind of possibility right now

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2012, 06:13:31 PM »
If it's a thread of dead theories then I remember I had one about missing kings of hell, when we didn't know most of them yet. I though it's possible they represent four elements and the other four is similar to four horsemen of the Apocalipse.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2013, 07:03:30 PM »
I actually still like the idea that Shiemi's mom has hidden talents that will save the day at some point. I mean, they're living right there within the school in a place that normal people aren't allowed to access. There's gotta be something special about them aside from being decent gardeners.

Other crack theories:
- Angel is actually a double spy for Satan, he's just pretending to hate demons;
- Takara died some while ago without anyone noticing and is now a zombie;
- Lightning is the twin's father. He survived somehow, got himself a new face and became a high dude in the Order. No-one but the Grigori know who he is.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2013, 08:09:01 PM »
I actually still like the idea that Shiemi's mom has hidden talents that will save the day at some point. I mean, they're living right there within the school in a place that normal people aren't allowed to access. There's gotta be something special about them aside from being decent gardeners.
Sounds nice. I wonder if she has an exorcist rank? She must be quite good at exorcist stuff.

Other crack theories:
- Takara died some while ago without anyone noticing and is now a zombie;
The Zombie Dude xD And according to Anya's theory the puppet is the demon and Takara the host. I like that one.

- Lightning is the twin's father. He survived somehow, got himself a new face and became a high dude in the Order. No-one but the Grigori know who he is.
I don't think so. I guess the real father has died and Lightning is the uncle. Or another theory: He is a demon because of the unusual bright eyes. I cherish the idea.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2013, 11:15:00 AM »
[I hate posting in old threads. Do you mind me doing that?]

I once posted this somewhere already, but at one point I made up the theory that Toudou is only eating the demons so he will get (physically) younger in order to look fifteen. Because we wants to be with Yukio forever and totally is no pedo. Because he LURRRRVS him. And one day he'll just confess his love, Yukio will reject him and he'll go batshit and destroy the world.

Mind you, I was half asleep and somewhat drunk when I came up with that.
As if to spite this hateful world, I decided to love it.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2013, 12:23:36 PM »
[I hate posting in old threads. Do you mind me doing that?]

I once posted this somewhere already, but at one point I made up the theory that Toudou is only eating the demons so he will get (physically) younger in order to look fifteen. Because we wants to be with Yukio forever and totally is no pedo. Because he LURRRRVS him. And one day he'll just confess his love, Yukio will reject him and he'll go batshit and destroy the world.

Mind you, I was half asleep and somewhat drunk when I came up with that.
And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

I've never found a fanart with Yukio/Toudou. Always Rin/Yukio, Yukio/Shura and so on. That's boring.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2013, 06:19:36 PM »
[I hate posting in old threads. Do you mind me doing that?]

Not at all. Please go ahead. :)


I've never found a fanart with Yukio/Toudou. Always Rin/Yukio, Yukio/Shura and so on. That's boring.

Ask Justicecadet about it. She's drawn some... interesting stuff in the past. ::)
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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2013, 07:06:35 AM »
Rin has smoked some radiactive mayonnaise and everything about demons is just a nice trip.


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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2013, 09:47:58 AM »
Rin has smoked some radiactive mayonnaise and everything about demons is just a nice trip.

That's the best theory I've ever come across. Especially the mayonnaise. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? ... Just askin'. °3°

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2013, 11:22:35 AM »
Here's mine.

Satan isn't such a bad guy, but rather a sorely, misunderstood, tragic character; who ended up being the star-crossed lover of Rin's mother. Alas, fate deemed their love was never to be, as her over-assertive father turned their dreams to ash...

...

...

Oh wait.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2013, 11:24:17 AM by Blightstrider »

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2013, 04:01:58 PM »
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? ... Just askin'. °3°

OMG. I did not know that was a 4chan meme and since I'm not english I was trying to translate and understand that sh*t. I hate you XD

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2013, 07:11:02 PM »


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That would make me so happy. I think that may be the only way to save it.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2013, 12:04:59 AM »
I was trying to fall asleep when this theory came to my mind.

Satan has assaulted Yuri Egin sexually. He said he made the twins on a whim, right? Not because of love for Yuri. Besides his host (the unknown possessed man) was able to stand Satan's power for no more than 10 minutes.
How I met your mother - the whole series in 10 minutes...

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2013, 04:33:04 AM »
^
Erm, ew. That is weird to think about. Wham-bam!  So I guess Satan was ready to go as soon as he possessed a guy?