Crack theories

[themoonlandian]

It would, indeed, but I'm not sure if Lucifer would want a decaying burnt body - especially since the degree of burns Satan may cause probably wouldn't heal ^^;;

Also, do we know if different demons can possess one person/thing? I'm going to assume so...

hmm I'm not sure now >.<

Now can you imagine seeing Lucifer without the mask in front of Rin and everybody else around them are like, Woahhhhh what?
....I wanna see that happen

[tardar-sauce]

I think demons can only possess one type of body/object, though as long as it's from the same species the demon can use different hosts.

I want to see it happen too!

[themoonlandian]

So you don't think demons can switch off hosts?


If it doesn't happen can we fanfiction it?

[tardar-sauce]

I said they can switch hosts, but Lucifer can't possess a lamp, for example... He needs to possess a human. Kuro needs to possess a cat. Etc. Satan is probably special and can possess anything he wants. It just falls apart though.

[themoonlandian]

Ahhhh Okay I gotcha.

Still...I'm not sure if Lucifer would want to use Satan's shelled host. Aghhhh
I like the idea of Lucifer using Rin's dad's host's body. (So many ('s) O_O)

[tardar-sauce]

Well, if said host WILLINGLY signed up to sacrifice himself to further Satan's goals....maybe.

[themoonlandian]

Satan: Yoooo, son! Done with this body....want it?
Lucifer: Why would I want that, my dear overwhelmingly epicly awesome father-lord?
Satan: Because this guy totally invoked me of his own free will! It would remind me of the love this guy gave me,  and with all your affection my son, it doubles my joy!
Lucifer: I WANNA PLEASE YOU DADDY!! *goes into host*

.....Why do I write such stupid things?


Possibly...hmm...

Wait....demons heal and regenerate quickly (some faster than others, obviously) - maybe Lucifer assumed he could heal the body no problem, but it ended up being in worse shape than he thought and Satan's damage was too much for him?

I should almost make a thread for Lucifer at this point >.>;;

[tardar-sauce]

Satan or Lucifer could also be doing it to mess with/entrap Rin.

[themoonlandian]

I don't think Satan expected his child to turn against him when the child hasn't even been made yet ^^;;

[tardar-sauce]

...Then to raise Rin? (Dammit, I can't make it work!)

[themoonlandian]

WAIT!! YOU GAVE ME AN IDEA!!!
TARDAR YOU'RE A GENIUS.

Satan can't stay in the host's body, but Lucifer can. And if they had a feeling/knew the child would look similar to the host and all, they had to make a plan to be able to raise the child in Assiah.
So, Lucifer takes over the body in order to be the father of the child - not sure how Yuri would be feeling about any of this (pretty sure she was raped...) - since it'd seem evident they were related and all - and if they had to do blood tests then there's your ''biological father'' right there!
AGHHH IT'S JUST SUCH A PERFECT PLAN ONLY TO BE SPOILED BY FUJIMOTO AND MEPHISTO

[tardar-sauce]

OF COURSE! YOU'RE RIGHT! Now, is it so important that the father look similar instead of Rin being adopted?

Maybe perhaps for legal battles...actually, it is not like Lucifer would be able to possess just ANYONE who adopted Rin. They would have to have a weak heart. So the biological father would get first dibs after the mom died. (That is, of course, assuming Yuri is really dead.)

[themoonlandian]

I'm not sure...
It must have something to do with their plans of course...ehh....Tardar, use your genius mind >.<

I can't see her being alive after birth - whether it was naturally or it's like, whoops! *kills her* (Doubt it's Lucifer who kills her though).

[tardar-sauce]

Well it's not like Satan could raise him himself. Lucifer may have realized Rin's worth to his budding new organization right away. He may have been trying to gain power since before Rin was born. Rin could be an enforcer.

[facets-and-rainbows]

Yukio did say on the plane that they've been seeing a lot of Illuminati-related cases for over a decade now, and that could coincide with the twins' birth and/or the Blue Night.

(Though personally I like to think that Lucifer and Mephisto got their bodies at the same time, maybe in related incidents ~200 years ago, and Lucifer's is disintegrating faster because he's more powerful. Because thinking that way makes the thinly-veiled smack talk more intense. "Nice mask lol don't start losing body parts all over my floor okay?" "I'm glad to see that you're still in good health you weaksauce weakling.")