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Offline NeeNee

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2013, 04:49:38 PM »
If we assume that manga!Yuri was sane (unlike her anime counterpart), I think the rape theory is kind of a given. I mean, what kind of girl would willingly do a quicky with a guy who's spewing blue flames and losing body parts? Those are kind of alarming signs to an exorcist (or anyone, really).

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2013, 06:17:26 PM »
Satan could have possessed the guy while he and Yuri were having sex. He wouldn't have had to possess the guy for so long that way. Shiro only lasted a few minutes. The father couldn't have been possessed much longer.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2013, 06:31:27 PM »
^ That is actually why I was having kind of a problem with it (as Shiro didn't last long). WOW, that is twisted, but actually makes a lot of sense; jumping in in the middle of it. However, I think I prefer Satan's host bleeding (and losing body parts?!?!) like crazy and jumping on the first woman he sees. What is wrong with me?

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2013, 07:09:30 PM »
Satan could have possessed the guy while he and Yuri were having sex. He wouldn't have had to possess the guy for so long that way. Shiro only lasted a few minutes. The father couldn't have been possessed much longer.

Still qualifies as rape to me. She agreed to have sex with the other guy, not with Satan.

And we don't really know how long Shiro would have lasted, do we? He killed himself before Satan was ready. The blood loss probably didn't help either.

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« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2013, 08:25:31 PM »
Which begs the question, who is Rin and Yukio's father? It'd be awesome if it was somehow a known character, but I can' think it would be since the host would surely have died after being possesed. I just hope the manga takes a less retarded option than the anime did.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2013, 08:45:14 PM »
^ Good question. We have topics about Human family members and the name Okumura, but not about their dad... I'm pretty sure he's dead though. Given what we know about Satan, it would be a pretty big twist is he wasn't.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2013, 06:06:31 PM »
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Satan could have possessed the guy while he and Yuri were having sex. He wouldn't have had to possess the guy for so long that way. Shiro only lasted a few minutes. The father couldn't have been possessed much longer.

I know this might sound weird, but couldn't Satan technically just posess the sperm? Like, god-fueled power sperm [insert blue-rocket semen]. So that it would be Satan-sperm to reach the egg or something.

... There goes another crack-theory.
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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2013, 06:15:45 PM »
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But wouldn't that be like Satan was possessing Rin's DNA instead? And that he was always there?!

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2013, 06:19:41 PM »
^ Rin's powers were always there, weren't they? They were just being sealed into the sword.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2013, 06:20:16 PM »
But Yukio said that Satan possessed a man, not sperm. Then again, I don't think you can say 'sperm' in a shounen manga, so maybe they just went with 'man' instead.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #25 on: February 19, 2013, 09:47:24 PM »
Crack theory - Rin meets Jesus and has an epic son-of-Satan VS son-of-God battle :D

Hey, it could happen!

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2013, 12:25:47 PM »
^ That's an ultimate combo of epic AND crack.  ;D

I think demons are form of energy with no bodies and thus satan's part in Rin is his power only. Rin's looks and DNA are from human host and his tail and ears are modifications the power has on humans, including those who are possessed.

^ That's not crack, btw, it's a serious theory. :]

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« Reply #27 on: February 24, 2013, 09:29:24 PM »
^ Hells yeah!

Hmm, well we know that Amaimon was warned by Mephisto not to expose too much of his power when he went all lizardy to beat up Rin, which suggests that he has a "true form" that he can only use in Gehena. Likewise one of the Question Corners in the manga revealed that Mephisto can turn into something other than a dog, implying that he also has a "true form".
It makes sense that the God of Earth would have a lizardy body, but I wonder what the other demon kings would look like. Maybe that's where Rin's ears and tail come from.


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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #28 on: May 20, 2013, 11:59:33 AM »
If Rin dies (God forbid), he could transfer his soul/demon heart to Yukio's body. In other words Rin possesses his brother in a friendly way and - poof - Yukio turns into a demon.

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Re: Crack theories
« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2013, 12:02:26 AM »
Come to think of it... Wasn't it stated around the beginning of the manga that Assiah and Gehena are like two sides of a mirror and it was illustrated with a two mirrors that showed the same doll with slight changes between them?

So, maybe everything that exists here, also exists there...

Of course! Shiro and Satan are actually the same person, only one is good and wants to protect his son, while the other is evil. Mephisto is Lightning's alter ego moved to earth, and Amaimon is Demon!Angel (I'm going by intelligence here ;D). Rin doesn't have a mirror version since he's already a fusion between human and demon, but Yukio has (remember those pics of Kazue's demon!Yukio, everyone? Yeah?).

You could easily build an alternate universe out of this...